The Dong stays where it is!
You may have assumed this and then checked your calendar: Yesterday was April Fool's Day.
On the other hand, you just don't know what to take with a pinch of salt these days, and what to believe. What's a given and what isn't. Insecurity remains at an all time high, so do believe us when we say: The next Dong Open Air will not be taking place in an open plan office. Especially since we take our guests well being very seriously. The next Dong Open Air will take place on the Dong Hill as usual, and as soon as possible. Don't let the situation get you down, stick together and stay metal!